Croagunk's Character Pack (V3.5: The Teased Update) 3.5

VBRI - Vibri (vib-ribbon)
Weight 1, Speed 7

This funky little wireframe rabbit has hopped out of Music Land and into a kart! She's looking forward to meeting some new friends on racetracks. With her light weight and high speed, she handles really well.
Her sounds are ripped from vib-ribbon.

GUNK - Croagunk (Pokemon)
Weight 6, Speed 3

The toxic mouth Pokemon, and also my favorite (as you can tell). Hailing from Pastoria City, it is unknown who made the kart for him. He focuses more on weight and acceleration, while not being as extreme.
His sounds are ripped from Pokken Tournament DX.

CZDV - Crazy Dave (Plants Versus Zombies)
Weight 9, Speed 7

Everyone's favorite crazy, taco-loving neighbor! While the plants defend off his lawn, he's participating in street racing that may or may not be legal. Despite his insanity, he seems to has tuned in his kart to high speed and weight.
His sounds are ripped from the Game of the Year Edition of the PC version of Plants Versus Zombies.

CNDL - Colonel Noodle (Parappa the Rapper)
Weight 2, Speed 9

That burger shop's owner's son, he's wearing his old threads to represent noodles! Thankfully, it is against the rules to turn the opponents' karts into noodles. Like Vibri, he's got a lot of handling, but his large afro weighs him down a bit.
His sounds are ripped from Parappa the Rapper 2.

P2LU - Louie (Pikmin)
Weight 3, Speed 4

Hocotate Freight's ravenous employee. He seems to be taking an extended vacation to join the race. It's probably for the better for Olimar to be on his own. Wait, where's his helmet? I guess the King of Bugs is feeling adventurous today.
His sounds are ripped from Pikmin 2.

WKSG - Wakasagihime (Touhou Project)
Weight 4, Speed 5

Who says you need legs to drive a kart? Clearly not, as Waggy-saggy is able to race with the best of them! She is a bit out of her element, though. Her almost-average stats make her great for beginners.
She uses Azalea's voice from the Nintendo 64 version of Mario Golf.

WAIT - Wai-tan (Original Character)
Weight 6, Speed 4

A companion robot from Cheshunt. She joined the circuit because everyone else in her household has jobs, and you can only talk to a Venus fly-trap for so long. Wai hopes her friends will see her at the finish line someday. She loves to pick up souvenirs to bring home with her, completely forgetting she's using Alberto's money.
Her sounds are a default Japanese Text-To-Speech voice.

BINO - Bino (Dynamite Headdy)
Weight 1, Speed 1

A puppet most famous for Secret Bonus Points. Specifically, hitting him or his likeness gets you a point. However, on the race track hitting him over and over will not give you any Secret Bonus Points. Wearing nothing more than a pair of red undies, his low stats reflect how finding him can be a bit of a challenge sometimes.
He uses various sound effects from the Genesis version of Dynamite Headdy.

HHGG - H H (hhgregg)
Weight 1, Speed 4

The mascot/sales guide for hhgregg. He's here to spread the word of hhgregg's low prices. Little does he know, the store barely exists today outside of New Jersey. Oh well, I'm pretty sure he'll find some way to bring in some business. Being a sentient sales flyer, he's super light and focuses on acceleration.
He uses clips from various hhgregg commercials.

ORBL - Orbulon (WarioWare)
Weight 6, Speed 8

A highly intelligent alien that likes to visit Diamond City. Despite being 2021 years old, he's still relatively new to the idea of racing (outside of hurdles). After all, why use one of those Earthling karts when you have a flying saucer? At least this variation of the Oinker seems to be able to take more than one hit. With his weight and speed, he should go far.
His sounds are ripped from WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

BLBY - Mr. Blobby (Mr. Blobby)
Weight 9, Speed 9

No one knows who summoned Mr. Blobby to the racetrack, but everyone is confused and worried. He was apparently super popular in the UK in the nineties, but not a lot of people remember him fondly. Somehow, he found a kart that he was able to fit into. Interestingly, as he can move his eyes and mouth, this isn't someone in a suit, but an actual Mr. Blobby! How disturbing. With his maxed out stats, he's sure to be a terror on the track!
He uses clips from various episodes of Mr. Blobby.

MNTA - Monita (Nintendo Land)
Weight 7, Speed 9

The park guide of Nintendo Land. It's been a while since anyone visited the park, so she's trying something new and exciting. She also has borrowed a Blue Falcon from Captain Falcon's Twister Race. Don't worry, it's just a spare. Being based on the famous F-Zero machine, it has a high top speed. The weight is a bit surprising, but that has to do with the levitation technology under the hood.
Her sounds are ripped from the European version of Nintendo Land.

G2AN - Annie (The Goonies II)
Weight 5, Speed 8

A few years after being rescued from the Fratellis by Mikey, she returns to land. She heard about Mikey teaming up with a bunch of heroes to save the world, so when an offer was sent to her via a message in a bottle, Annie accepted immediately. She's still getting used to some of the more wacky racers. Like Waka, her weight is middling, but she focuses on top speed.
She uses Maple's voice from the Nintendo 64 version of Mario Golf.

OLMR - Olimar (Pikmin)
Weight 4, Speed 2

The famous captain and explorer. Thanks to Louie's recklessness, Oilmar has determined the area to be safe enough to be helmet-less. Despite how much Louie eats, Olimar is slightly heavier than him. He blames his metabolism, naturally. Olimar also did a bit of tinkering under the hood of his kart, and has determined that higher acceleration will better suit him. He also seems to be taking notes on the racers in a journal. Some people just can't take a break from work.
His sounds are ripped from Pikmin 2.

SCHO - The President (Pikmin)
Weight 5, Speed 6

The President of Hocotate Freight - simply known as the President - has followed his employees onto the raceway. Let's hope he remembered to tell his wife this time; otherwise a nasty e-mail awaits him. He's really glad he doesn't have to wear that stuffy helmet again. The President is the heaviest of the three, but also the fastest. Thankfully, the company is out of debt, again, so he can focus on the only true treasure - the first place trophy.
His sounds are ripped from Pikmin 2.

SABS - Big Smoke (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)
Weight 8, Speed 4

One of the most recognizable characters in the Grand Theft Auto series. He heard of some competition going on, so he signed up to spread his influence. A lot of his opponents look to be fairly weak to him, so it should be a sinch, even if they are completely alien to him. He's a bit mad he can't use his guns or his bat, but Smoke has a few ideas to take down the others. As Big Smoke would say, "I'm heavy, I don't move too fast," which is reflected in his high weight and low speed.
His sounds are ripped from both the PC and PlayStation 2 versions of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (Content Warning: some of his lines have swear words.)

GSBB - Buck (GameStop)
Weight 2, Speed 5

This cute and cuddly, yet foul-mouthed and violent bunny used to be the mascot for GameStop. After he was sacked, he thought he could use his forgotten IP to star in and create a kart racer, but due to no one wanting to work with him, it was quietly canceled and he ended up joining a group of kart racers (after a lot of begging and bribing). A group that he would later refer to as "a bunch of ----ing weirdos" and "probably on some ----". How charming. His speed is middling, but his handling's good.
He uses various clips from his GameStop commercials. (Content Warning: some of his lines have censored swear words in them)

ZBSS - Dr. Zomboss (Plants Versus Zombies)
Weight 8, Speed 8

Doctor Edgar George Zomboss, or Dr. Zomboss as most people call him, rules over his army with an iron fist. But when he heard that Crazy Dave had gone to some street racing tournament, he immediately tracked him down. Being dissatisfied with the karts provided, he hot-wired and modified his old Zombot to use in the tourney. While he has agreed to not use any underhanded tactics, it's hard to trust the mad doctor to keep his promise. The Zombot has almost top weight and speed, making him a real threat on the course.
His sounds are taken from the Boss Mode advert for the Xbox One version of Plants Versus Zombies: Garden Warfare.

HSWA - Skitty & Wailord (Pokemon)
Weight 3, Speed 7

This lovely couple from Hoenn joined the racing scene as a testament to their love. Wailord focuses on the 'driving', while Skitty focuses on tossing items at foes. The two are practically inseparable, and have been together for quite some time now (Skitty must be holding an everstone or something). An above average speed with a below average weight makes for a unique experience, almost as unique as the pairing itself. You may wonder why the second largest (and one of the heaviest) Pokemon has such low weight, but that has to mainly do with its ability to float in midair without any assistance (it is also known as the Whale Float Pokemon).
Their sounds come from various episodes of the Ruby and Sapphire anime.

PBPS - PlayByPlay Sonic (Merchandise)
Weight 8, Speed 2

This bizarre, yet official plush comes from toy company PlayByPlay, and was only distributed in Spain. PlayByPlay is known for their plushes looking a bit off-model and strange (just take a look at their Mario or Pokemon ones, for example), but no one takes the cakes more than their 10th anniversary Sonic plush. With his purples soles, big derpy center mouth, way more spikes than he should, and puffed-out chest with a belly button, he really doesn't look like any design of the blue blur. This off-model-ness is reflected in his stats being an inversion of Sonic's, making him heavy with a focus on acceleration.
He uses Sonic's voicelines from Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

STRY - Starry (Original Character)

Weight 2, Speed 8
Requested by SomethingNintendo, of his OC, Starry. He requested me to make Starry for the Kart and Discord server 2fort, and its OC pack, simply titled the 2fort OC Pack. Almost all of the characters included in the pack were characters server members use in the roleplay channels; some of them are even expies of their Kart mains. While I have been told never to release the pack, SomethingNintendo gave me permission to release his character in my pack.
His sounds come from various Nintendo games.

MPSI - Meipnosi (Original Character)
Weight 7, Speed 8

A slime made from some seriously out-of-date honey molasses. She spends most of her time on the Fairmadien with her friends, but she wanted to try out this racing thing. The slime has agreed to not use any of her mind control powers on the other racers, because to her that would defeat the purpose of racing. She may smell sweet, but do not try to taste her unless you have a death wish.
She uses one of the female Miis' voicelines from Mario Kart Wii.

BCHN - Big Chungus (Looney Tunes / Meme)
Weight 9, Speed 1

An early version of Bugs Bunny mockingly mimicking an early version of Elmer Fudd, now a separate character through the power of meme magic. Being the hefty lad he is, Big Chungus is max weight mid speed. Although, if you're playing as a meme character, stats aren't really that important.
His sounds are taken from the cartoon Wabbit Trouble, where the meme orignates from.

CHIN - Joe Chin (PaRappa the Rapper)
Weight 4, Speed 9

There's no need to fear... because Joe Chin is here! As he could explain in a mouthful of a monologue, he believes the mighty powers he has are enough for the jerks that make up his competition. And when Joe Chin talks about competition, he's more serious than the person in first place outrunning an SPB! His vehicle of choice is his Super Stretch Limo 900, modified to fit with kart regulations. While it can no longer leap over tall buildings, it's still very fast with decent handling to boot. Whether he's racing to woo Sunny Funny or to promote his many businesses is yet to be seen.
His sounds come from PaRappa the Rapper Um Jammer Lammy, and Um Jammer Lammy NOW!.

RAKU - Raku-Chan (Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls)
Weight 7, Speed 3

A cute neko living in AmeriJapan with a cheery disposition. She joins the race to show her love for Hitoshi-san. Despite the fact that Hitoshi is, well... Anyway, Looking at her stats, she focuses on acceleration with a surprisingly amount of weight. Raku says it because she has a big kokoro, and she's... not exactly wrong.
Her sounds are taken from various episodes (or should I say "epidoses") of Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.

MSNO - MissingNo. (Glitch Pokemon)
Weight 7, Speed 5

Everybody's favorite placeholder slash glitch. Someone must have been surfing along the coast of Cinnabar, or recently fought a Ditto with a copied Special stat. Either way, it's here now and ready to be caught. It doesn't seem like it's capable of duplicating items here. At least you won't have to worry about your records being destroyed!
Its sounds are the various cries a MissingNo. can have in Pokemon Red and Blue, as well as variations of its cry in Pokemon Yellow.

BRDB - Berd (YouTube)
Weight 1, Speed 9

This wacky little guy brought his own car to the racetrack! What do you mean you can't see it? It's right there. Anyways, he is able go super fast, but at a cost of low weight. Just watch out for other people. Although, it would be fitting for him to be bump-coded off the track.
He uses various clips from his videos. (Content warning: some of his lines have swear words)

KUMA - Maruyama (Dynamite Headdy)
Weight 5, Speed 3

After Dark Demon's defeat, this strange cat-looking bear puppet tried in vain to take Headdy's fame. Now he's trying to get fame himself, by competing in street racing! Armed with nothing more than his Kuma Body, it's time for Dynamite Maruyama's entrance! He was going to use his Octopus Trap, but that's still in repairs after the Mad Dog Incident. With high acceleration and average weight, he's sure to win a few races!
Sounds are ripped from the Genesis version of Dynamite Headdy.

FGNK - Fishing Croagunk
Weight 6, Speed 6

That's right, it's me! While this was originally created this for the 2fort OC Pack, why not let everyone race with this funky little frog? His stats are pretty decent, if I do say so myself.
Sounds are taken from various frogs from various games.

PIPI - Clefairy (Pokemon)
Weight 3, Speed 3

Popping out of Mt. Moon, this fairy-typed mon is ready to race! She's rather light, and focuses on turning. It seems like the kart was not given to her, but rather she somehow made it herself. Perhaps it's linked to all the moonlight she absorbed? She can also be seen trying to use Metronome on the track, but I don't think that would really help out here....
Sounds are ripped from Pokemon Stadium, Pokemon Channel, and Super Smash Bros Melee.

GLBX - Globox (Rayman)
Weight 8, Speed 5

After seeing how much fun Rayman was having in street racing, Globox knew he had to get in on this two. Although, he faintly recalls racing with Rayman a long time ago. Was it just a plum-induced dream he had? His chubby physique means he has a lot of weight, but his speed's pretty good. Maybe Uglette and the kids will see him hold a gold trophy some day!
Sounds are ripped from the PlayStation 2 version Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc.

DCSK - Casko-Chan (Sega Games Are The Best In the World!)
Weight 5, Speed 5

The unoffical mascot for the Dreamcast, Casko-chan (or Dreamcasko)! She has returned, despite the fact she was the last console SEGA ever made. Nevertheless, with her library having plently of racing games, she feels she is more than qualified to clash with the best of them! Perfectly average stats, but don't underestimate her.
Sounds are ripped from the BIOS of the Sega Dreamcast.


WAMK - Mike (WarioWare)
Weight 4, Speed 7

It's that karaoke machine, Mike! Apparently Crygor is having him test out a new invention by joining the race. While the kart he drives looks like a standard kart, it's been equipped with a secret mechanism that will make winning easy! It's so secret that Crygor forgot to tell Mike about it before he drove off! Wait a second... Oh well, the kart's pretty speedy as is, winning normally shouldn't be that hard.
Sounds are ripped from WarioWare Gold, Get It Together, and Move It!.

BHBT - MC Ballyhoo & Big Top (Mario Party)
Weight 5, Speed 2

The legendary MC has appeared! He knows Mario and his friends go racing all the time, and while they haven't asked him to join, he's not going to wait any longer. With an emphasis on turning, he's gotta good chance to be a front-runner. It's a good thing you don't have to worry about motion controls here!
Sounds are ripped from Mario Party 8.